Since it doesn't look so good, and because if I keep looking at lists of idiot things Fallin has done I'll upchuck my midnight snack of iffy cheese and honey roasted peanuts, here are some fun facts about the human rights you can now lobby for on behalf of your soon-to-be personfetus:
- UN Article 9: No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile.
- Hey dad, argue that your personfetus is being held against his will in the womb!
- UN Article 15: (2) No one shall be arbitrarily deprived of his nationality nor denied the right to change his nationality.
- Hey, mom! Apply for Canadian citizenship for your little bundle of tissue!
- UN Article 17: (1) Everyone has the right to own property alone as well as in association with others.
- Start an LLC with your little one! Give him controlling stock, commit fraud and pin it on him!
Let's think of other fun things we can do with our personfetuses. C'mon, it'll be a blast(ocyst)!